Dance Hero means more plastic instruments...

Activision have announced that they are releasing a new Dance Hero game.

They do like to sell us plastic instruments with buttons on, my wardrobe is packed with drums, microphones and guitars already. This has prompted me to pre-empt their plans so that I can throw away the right amount of important family heirlooms to make room for more button-adorned goodies.

The Majorette Baton.
The Morris Dancer Stick.
The Jaegerbomb.
The Leg Warmers.
The Box Of Rohypnol.
The Stripper Pole.
The Tapdancing Shoes.
The Glowsticks.
The Running Man Shoes
The Michael Flatley.
The Condom Machine.
The Kylie Minogue Hotpants.
The Essex Stilettos.
The Lap.
The Sacrificial Blade.
The Dance Mat. (It's Different This Time, Honest)
The Hunky Blow-Up Man To Dance The Tango With.
The Stetson.
The MC Hammer Trousers (Thanks for that one Andsy!)

There are so many objects out there that different cultures incorporate into their dancing rituals, let's hope that Activision don't miss a trick!