Simulant Captain: Our scanners detected humans on your vessel. Is this so?
Lister: Humans? Yeugh. The Vindaloovians despise all humans. They are the vermin of the universe! Is that not right, Bhindi Bhaji?
Cat: You bet! We hate 'em! Scum, scum, scum, scum, scum! Pftftt.
Lister: The Vindaloovian empire has pledged to exterminate them all! [sticks out tongue]
2 comments:
Those Vindaloovians need to cool down. Have you ever tried "lassi" with a curry, Rach?
I was going to make a lame dog joke but decided it was over-lame.
No I haven't, it looks yummy though. I want to try calpis too just because it sounds like cow piss and looks like cow piss and has milk in.
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